this website is under construction!!
Version 0.05.5 is OUT!
THIS JUST IN: ANOTHER NEWT PATCH COMES BLAZING IN AT RECORD SPEEDS!!
Yeah I know, its only been 6 days since the last build, BUT THIS TIME it's for a really good reason:
This time, I've added A SETTINGS MENU!!
You can set settings! and it saves them to a fancy "INI File" (oooohh aaaahh)
Check it out!
That's the main draw of the update so here's just a little list of other things as a kind of Lightning Round:
- I added three new passives, two just give you damage and health, the other increases how many crits you get per crit roll.
- Added one new soda that increases crit chance.
- Changed a few physics things:
- You can now crouch on semi-solid platforms. You have to crouch and press jump to fall through now.
- Wall jumps send you much higher, and you don't lose as much vertical speed when sliding up a wall.
- Added a cute little going-through-a-door animation (as seen below), and also added iframes during it.

I think that's basically it! This is more of a quick QOL update that I wanted to get out so that anyone who actually plays this more than once can have some aforementioned Quality in their "Life"
See ya next week!